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A Highly Efficient Meeting

A humorous report on a meeting devoted entirely to reducing the number and length of future meetings.

HumorAristocratGeneral simple substitution

Source & status

Origin
Original to Decipher
Solution
Established

Ciphertext

JVT QODOKTY IYUQRFTB O QTTJRDK HOFJRDK TZOXJHS JTD QRDLJTF. JVT NRYFJ JPU QRDLJTF PTYT FITDJ HUXOJRDK JVT OKTDBO, PVRXV POF OJJOXVTB JU JVT XOHTDBOY RDCRJOJRUD. JVYTT QUYT CODRFVTB PVRHT TCTYSUDT BTEOJTB PVTJVTY FXYTTD FVOYRDK POF DTXTFFOYS. OJ QRDLJT FRZ, O HOJT OYYRCOH OFATB NUY O FLQQOYS. JVT QODOKTY ETKOD OKORD. FUQTUDT JVTD DUJRXTB JVT YUUQ VOB ETTD YTFTYCTB ES ODUJVTY JTOQ, FU JVT KYULI QUCTB DTZJ BUUY, XOYYSRDK HOIJUIF, XUNNTT, ODB UDT QSFJTYRULF TZJTDFRUD XUYB. OJ JVT DTP JOEHT, JVTS BRFXUCTYTB JVT BTXRFRUD VOB OHYTOBS ETTD QOBT ES TQORH JVT IYTCRULF ONJTYDUUD. JVT QODOKTY XUDKYOJLHOJTB TCTYSUDT UD JVTRY TNNRXRTDXS ODB FLKKTFJTB LFRDK JVT YTQORDRDK JRQT NUY WLTFJRUDF. NUYJS QRDLJTF HOJTY, JVTS OKYTTB JVOJ NLJLYT QTTJRDKF FVULHB ET FVUYJTY ODB EUUATB OD VULY JU BRFXLFF VUP.

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