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Instructions for Losing a Hat

A humorous procedural guide for misplacing a hat efficiently and recovering everything except the hat.

HumorAristocratGeneral simple substitution

Source & status

Origin
Original to Decipher
Solution
Established

Ciphertext

JDNFP JU MQXSAORFPN O AOC BFRCFPSCFWD DPYQNA CY XDSYNPFID EXYG OSXYRR O RCOCFYP. MKOSD FC RYGDHADXD MDXEDSCKU RDPRFJKD, RQSA OR YP CAD AYYZ JDRFBD UYQX SYOC. EYXNDC CAFR RDPRFJKD MKOSD OPB RDOXSA DWDXU QPXDORYPOJKD KYSOCFYP EFXRC. SADSZ CAD XDEXFNDXOCYX, CAD KOQPBXU JORZDC, OPB CAD RADKE XDRDXWDB EYX COV BYSQGDPCR. OSSQRD CAD HDOCADX, O WFRFCFPN SYQRFP, OPB MYRRFJKU CAD SOC. HOKZ YQCBYYXR JOXDADOBDB RY PDFNAJYXR SOP ORZ HADXD UYQX AOC FR. XDCQXP AYGD OPB FPRMDSC CAD AYYZ ONOFP, JQC KYYZ BFXDSCKU JDPDOCA CAD AOC. BDSKOXD CAD FCDG MDXGOPDPCKU KYRC. JQU O XDMKOSDGDPC FP O BFEEDXDPC SYKYX. CAD GYGDPC UYQ AOPN CAD PDH YPD JDRFBD UYQX SYOC, CAD YXFNFPOK HFKK JDSYGD WFRFJKD. UYQ PYH YHP CHY AOCR OPB WOKQOJKD DVMDXFDPSD CAOC HFKK PYC ADKM PDVC CFGD.

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