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Notes from the Pigeon Desk

A comic workplace memo about pigeons treating a public information counter as their regional office.

HumorAristocratGeneral simple substitution

Source & status

Origin
Original to Decipher
Solution
Established

Ciphertext

FRMLVB: SXAXNZXL DXZXMWXXM ASHFYD VML RMX ARFQJVNMW VYRHW SRRCWRQ VAAXDD. WHXDLVB: SXLNSXAWXL V FXDDVKX YXAVHDX WPX SXANQNXMW PVL FNKSVWXL DRHWP. TXLMXDLVB: VWWXMLXL FVMLVWRSB WSVNMNMK RM DWVWHXD; ARMWXMW TVD CVFNJNVS. WPHSDLVB: MXT NMWXSM VWWXFQWXL WR CNJX ARSSXDQRMLXMAX VJQPVYXWNAVJJB, LXDQNWX RHS JRMK-DWVMLNMK DBDWXF RC DRSWNMK YB DVMLTNAP CNJJNMK. CSNLVB: XFXSKXMAB MXVS WPX CRHMWVNM WHSMXL RHW WR YX V APNJL TNWP V YVK RC QXVD. XOAXJJXMW SXDQRMDX CSRF WPX XMWNSX LXQVSWFXMW. DVWHSLVB: LXJNZXSB LXJVBXL YB V PVTE VML HMCVZRSVYJX ASRDDTNML. DHMLVB: QXSCRSFVMAX SXZNXT QSVNDXL FB MVZNKVWNRM YHW UHXDWNRMXL FB PVYNW RC JVMLNMK RM NFQRSWVMW LRAHFXMWD. N PVZX DHYFNWWXL V CRSFVJ RYIXAWNRM YB DWVMLNMK RM WPX DHQXSZNDRS’D PXVL. VTVNWNMK SXDQRMDX. NC MRMX VSSNZXD YB MRRM, N TNJJ XDAVJVWX WPX FVWWXS WR WPX TNMLRTDNJJ ARFFNWWXX.

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