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The Unofficial Queue

A comic account of strangers creating elaborate rules for a line before anyone knows what the line is for.

HumorAristocratGeneral simple substitution

Source & status

Origin
Original to Decipher
Solution
Established

Ciphertext

VCWCFL OFQAZZRF HCNQAVP O IAVR CKZTAFR ZXR WODRNL. CVR MRNTCV TZKFARF ZXR YAVFCY, OVCZXRN ZARF O TXCRIOJR, OVF ZXNRR CZXRNT WRJOQR AVZRVTRIL AVZRNRTZRF AV O FNOAVMAMR. YXRV ZXR FCCN CMRVRF, ROJX AVTATZRF ZXRL XOF QRNRIL XOMMRVRF ZC WR TZOVFAVP AV OV CNFRNIL TRUKRVJR. O VRYJCQRN YOIDRF ZCYONF ZXR RVZNOVJR OVF NRJRABRF TRBRV TAQKIZOVRCKT JCKPXT. XR TZRMMRF WOJD, ZXCKPX VC CVR RSMIOAVRF YXL. TCCV ZXR ONNOVPRQRVZ TZNRZJXRF ONCKVF ZXR JCNVRN. O QKVAJAMOI YCNDRN ONNABRF OVF OTDRF YXRZXRN O MRNQAZ XOF WRRV ATTKRF HCN ZXR UKRKR. RBRNLCVR FRVARF ZXOZ O UKRKR RSATZRF. ZXR WODRN TCIBRF ZXR QOZZRN WL XOVFAVP CKZ VKQWRNRF JONFT. ZXR JNCYF OJJRMZRF ZXRQ PNOZRHKIIL, ZXRV NRONNOVPRF AZTRIH OJJCNFAVP ZC VKQWRNT YXAIR JCVZAVKAVP ZC FRVL ZXOZ OVLCVR YOT YOAZAVP HCN OVLZXAVP.

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